Recipes

Taco vibes but make it cold, creamy, and a full damn meal. Easy to whip up, even easier to inhale.

Basically a jalapeño popper and a cheese dip made a baby. It’s hot, cheesy, and rude — just how you like it.

This is a tropical mouth vacation with a lil’ Tex-Mex attitude. Sweet pineapple + spicy shrimp = undefeated.

Yo, this ain’t your daddy’s dry-ass BBQ steak. This is that bold, smoky, spicy, and slightly sweet steak magic that’ll have you out here chewin’ with your eyes closed and moanin’ like you just won a playoff game.

This ain’t that tired-ass, mushy green mess you get at the grocery store. This guac is divinely disrespectful. We talkin’ creamy avocado magic, grilled corn dressed to impress, a little truffle drip, and a crunchy tortilla that’s been sizzled in straight-up flavor. 

This ain’t no boxed, powdered-cheese, struggle meal BS. We talkin’ that thick, creamy, triple-cheese, gooey-in-the-middle, crispy-on-top kinda mac that’ll make your auntie throw her pan in the trash and rethink her whole Thanksgiving lineup.

This salmon so fine it should have its own OnlyFans. We ain’t just seasoning fish—we makin’ art that’ll have you lickin’ the foil when nobody’s lookin’.” – Channing Crowder

These wings so easy, your cousin who can’t boil water could make ‘em—and they’ll still taste like you stole ‘em off a food truck in heaven.” – Channing Crowder

This ain’t no bougie appetizer. This right here is surf n’ turf that slaps—with bacon so crispy and scallops so juicy, you’ll be making sounds the neighbors might report.