Nacho' Average Holy Guacamole

Aight, lemme hit y’all with that Holy Guacamole recipe—Crowder-style.
This ain’t that tired-ass, mushy green mess you get at the grocery store. This guac is divinely disrespectful. We talkin’ creamy avocado magic, grilled corn dressed to impress, a little truffle drip, and a crunchy tortilla that’s been sizzled in straight-up flavor.
INGREDIENTS:
Holy Guacamole (With That Nacho’ Average Kick)
You’ll Need:
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2 ripe avocados – soft, but not squishy like your cousin at the cookout
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½ onion, finely chopped – white or red, we ain’t picky
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1–2 chili peppers or jalapeños, chopped – depending how reckless you feel
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½ tomato, diced – leave the watery core out, keep it sexy
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Grilled corn, sliced off the cob – grab the recipe from the Countryside Grilled Corn in the MVP Gameplan cookbook if you know what’s good
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1 tbsp Crowder Powder Nacho' Average Taco Seasoning – aka the flavor god
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Cilantro, chopped – unless you’re one of those weirdos who think it tastes like soap
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Juice of 1 lime – we ain’t tryna brown out
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Truffle oil – just a lil’ flex
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Cotija or Parmesan cheese – salty, crumbly, bougie
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Butter – 'cause you ain't a coward
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Tortillas – cut into triangles for dippin’
INSTRUCTIONS:
How to Bless the Bowl:
Toast Those Tortillas First:
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Heat a pan, toss in a lil’ butter, and sprinkle in Crowder Powder Nacho’ Average Taco seasoning.
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Drop in the tortillas and cook until they’re golden, crispy, and smell like victory.
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Cut into triangles. Boom—you got fancy-ass homemade chips.
Make That Guac:
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In a bowl, mash them avocados with a fork (don’t overdo it—we want a little texture).
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Toss in the onion, chili peppers, tomato, cilantro, and lime juice.
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Mix it like you’re stirrin’ up drama at a family reunion.
The Flavor Bomb on Top:
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In another bowl, toss that grilled corn with a drizzle of truffle oil and a sprinkle of cotija or Parmesan cheese.
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Spoon that glorious corn mix right on top of your guac like a crown.
Time to F#@kin’ Eat:
Grab those crispy-ass triangles, dip deep, and let the flavor baptize your tongue.
Pro Tip: Add a splash of tequila (in your mouth, not the guac) to complete the spiritual experience.