
Nacho' Average Taco Pasta Salad
Taco vibes but make it cold, creamy, and a full damn meal. Easy to whip up, even easier to inhale.

MVP Jalapeño Popper Dip
Basically a jalapeño popper and a cheese dip made a baby. It’s hot, cheesy, and rude — just how you like it.

Nacho' Average Holy Guacamole
This ain’t that tired-ass, mushy green mess you get at the grocery store. This guac is divinely disrespectful. We talkin’ creamy avocado magic, grilled corn dressed to impress, a little truffle drip, and a crunchy tortilla that’s been sizzled in straight-up flavor.

Crowder Powder Perfect Mac & Cheese
This ain’t no boxed, powdered-cheese, struggle meal BS. We talkin’ that thick, creamy, triple-cheese, gooey-in-the-middle, crispy-on-top kinda mac that’ll make your auntie throw her pan in the trash and rethink her whole Thanksgiving lineup.